Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Don't look now...
Evangelicals Venture Into AIDS Activism
After years of ministering to AIDS patients overseas, evangelical Christians are turning attention to the disease in their own back yard — and one of the nation's largest and best-known megachurches is leading the way.

Nearly 2,000 pastors have traveled to Orange County's Saddleback Church for a national conference that coincides with World AIDS Day on Thursday. On the agenda: How to start local AIDS ministries and free HIV testing in churches.

The "Disturbing Voices" initiative, led by best-selling author and megachurch pastor Rick Warren and his wife, Kay Warren, represents a shift among evangelicals.

[...]

Warren said he's encouraging other pastors to offer free testing and counseling at their churches, start service group to help HIV patients with daily chores and train lay members to administer crucial anti-viral drugs.

The focus isn't on the behaviors that led people to contract the virus — and Warren hopes other pastors will follow his lead.

"The church has the moral authority to say, 'Hey, it's not a sin to be sick,'" said Warren, author of "The Purpose Driven Life," a best-selling book. "The Gospels repeatedly show that Jesus loved, touched, and cared for lepers — the diseased outcasts of his day. Today's 'lepers' are those who have HIV/AIDS."


Wow. First Rwanda, and now this? While I'm still not sold on the whole mega-church idea (and mentality), I'm super impressed that he's using his resources to combat such an important issue. And because a lot of contemporary churches tend to emulate the "big dogs" of the church world, hopefully these types of programs will take off all over the country.


Tuesday, November 29, 2005
And now for something superficial...
Okay, so I'm rarely at home to catch Oprah these days, but it seems as if the few times I'm actually able to -- I get stuck watching a cheesy celebrity interview. Dang it. I enjoy her social-justice episodes FAR more, and I can actually use what I see. I could care less about Tom Cruise jumping on couches or the love life of the "latest" star.

Oy, and now there's icing on the cake -- she just got lifesize painted portrait of herself from Jamie Foxx. I don't get the appeal of having a painted picture of yourself. Which brings me to another disturbing aspect of "the Oprah" -- have you ever noticed that every issue of her magazine features a picture of HER on it? Her mag has been out for over 5 years now (that's around 60 covers or so) -- and while I appreciate her emphasis on social justice and female inner-empowerment, I'm a little creeped out by the scope of her empire.

Of course, this doesn't stop me from watching her when I occasionally can. And as Michael Moore suggested in one of his books, I'd be damn tempted to vote her into office.

I suppose Oprah-watching is one of my lesser vices.

Pushing my way into an all boy's club
Oh, those bastions of the patriarchy -- politics and religion -- two very stratified areas that typically do not look too kindly upon the "fairer" sex's participation! Ironically, these are the two arenas that I get the most passionate about. (but I bet you couldn't tell that from reading this blog, now could you?)

Just watching the nightly news confirms this hypothesis -- how many times during the parliamentary season this Spring was the emphasis on MP Belinda Stronach's appearance? How many inferences were made about her feminine qualities that supposedly influenced her decision to switch parties? How many gender-based insults were volleyed at her (including one accusing her of "whoring" herself)? Ugh, I even remember a rather horrifying National report that featured a mournful Peter McKay being interviewed about how this would effect their romantic relationship. (and yes, I just besmirched the National -- write this date down)

And look at the Governor General! She's a brilliant, accomplished woman -- but she's more known for being a "hot" Governor General than she is for anything she's done in her lifetime.

Seriously, next time you get a Maclean's or Globe and Mail, read the headlines and compare the way these women are portrayed to their masculine counterparts -- it's sobering (and quite possibly another thesis/paper topic to pursue!)

And yes, the boy's club continues onward into the religious realm, as well. Granted, the actions aren't nearly as overt as they are in politics -- but there's sexism there. In the few online theological discussions I've attempted to take part in, one of two things typically happens: either I'm the invisible woman that no one notices (except to take indirect cheap shots at) -- or I'm the hysterical, unrealistic, unintelligent woman.

Note that both of these positions maintain a position of authority (usually implicit) on the part of the other half of the conversation -- an authority that is usually masked by a sense of superiority in terms of being able to detach, bluster, and engage in another direction.

And frankly, I'm sick of it. I've posted before about being tired of the intellectualized, detached facades that are enacted by the patting of fellow mankind's backs. If anything, the doors of conversation need to be acknowledged to all willing participants.

Personally, I've got more to add to the dialogue.

Overheard
Me: [mumbling about the weather, and the fact that my body will remain freezing cold until probably April of next year]

Him: Well, maybe we should invest in an electric blanket!

Me: Who needs an electric blanket when you've got a warm hubby to put your cold feet on, when you're under the covers?

Him: [mumbling about the fact that I'll soon be "freezing" him, in efforts to warm up, for the indefinite seasonable future]


Monday, November 28, 2005
Exciting day for politics here:
History made with no-confidence vote today in Parliament. It's the first time a straight motion of no-confidence has been passed in Canada. While I can't vote here, it's still exciting. Right now Mansbridge, etc is tellin' me all about it.

Will Canada stay Liberal? Or will they go the way of the US, and turn Conservative? I suppose we'll know by the end of January.

You know, I'm finding a new appreciation for the Parliamentary system of government -- just think, if we could do votes of no-confidence back home, we wouldn't have 2+ more years of the Bush administration to dread.


To clarify:

Link

I'm finally getting settled in my "new and improved" office space, and this comic is one of the few that I've printed up to decorate the space.
More from Buy Nothing Christmas
There was another quote mentioned in the info kit about BNC that I really liked -- and I'm adding it to my ever-expanding list of things-to-read:
In terms of authenticity, I'm trying to find a way to be "real." I'm on a journey to connect my life and faith. I am not alone, according to Wade Clark Roof, in his book, Spiritual Marketplace: Baby Boomers and the Remaking of American Religion (Princeton, 1999). He describes the contemporary scene as an "effusive quest culture" where there's a disenchantment with traditional theism and a "turning inward in search of meaning and strength." Like others mentioned by Roof, instead of leaving the church, I have taken another look at its teachings and found myself inspired by the possibilities of its prophetic edge. Mennonites have a long history of counter-culture protest, peace activism, and justice work. I think it's time to drag this out further into the open.

It seems that economic issues haven't been a big concern of establishment churches. Sallie McFague, in Life Abundant: Rethinking Theology and Economy for a Planet in Peril (Fortress, 2001), says of establishment churches, "in all cases personal sexual issues surface as the church's interpretation of sin and evil; public, economic issues seem to be of less concern."

And all the people said ... ?

Why is this the case in most "established churches"? Granted, since I've lived in Canada, I have noticed more and more churches taking up social justice causes -- yet it still seems that the main emphases center around legislating intimate issues, rather than focusing on the bigger social causes we should be getting riled up (and doing something) about.

Jim Wallis has mentioned before the church's need to move away from practicing exclusive "family values" to focus on a more inclusive "social values" -- facing such issues as poverty and human rights head-on, rather than only the issues of homosexual marriage and abortion. I think he's right.

Maybe this current, shifted focus of concern (in the church, religious right, society, etc) occurs because it's easier to alienate, point fingers and label someone else's shortcomings -- rather than dealing with what really matters: be it crime and poverty in "that" area of town, racism, correcting the corrupt trading guidelines that are fueled by our own consumerism, sexism in the workplace, etc. The difference is that these types of issues require us to reexamine our own policies, behavior, and perspective in the world.

It's far easier to point and label from afar than it is to get your hands dirty doing something that may actually make a difference. And that's your cynical word of the day.
'Buy Nothing Christmas' Carollers Bring Message to Mall
Cheerful demonstrators opposed to the commercialization of Christmas managed to sing six anti-consumer carols at a Winnipeg mall before security evicted them.

About a dozen members of a group promoting a "Buy Nothing Christmas" set up near Santa's house in Polo Park Mall on Saturday and sang their versions of the old Christmas favourites.

"So, we enter the retail space, we put on our hats, we form a little semicircle two rows deep and start singing our song. And then we just launch into our songs, like 'profits here, profits there, profits everywhere,' you know those kind of things," said Aiden Enns, one of the singers and a veteran anti-consumerism activist.

"It's kind of an in-your-face way of saying stop and think about what your actions mean for you and for the world and the environment ... get people to re-think how they celebrate the season, " said group member Linda Trono.

This is one very cool observation of Buy Nothing Day (which, incidentally, was last Friday). According to the BNC information kit, this "holiday" started in 2001, here in Canada, by a Mennonite (who probably is related to me in some way, by marriage).

Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas -- gift giving and receiving and all. Some of my favorite memories are ones of us sitting around the tree and watching family members open their presents, one-by-one. In our house, there was no free-for-all when it came to gift opening. I think we all wanted the day to last as long as possible, so we all took turns opening each gift -- while everyone watched the person's reaction. I like that I grew up this way. I can't imagine waiting for Christmas to show up, and then having it all be over in a matter of minutes.

But there's a difference in giving meaningful gifts, or just buying things for the sake of scratching someone else's name off a list. Lately I've been trying to reexamine my approach to giving.

From the FAQ:
Can I be a part of Buy Nothing Christmas even if I buy a few things?

Definitely. We are all going to have to buy some things. When you do buy things, we encourage you to remember principles like buying locally, fairly-traded, environmentally friendly packaging, recycling or re-using, buying things that last, and so on. The main aim of this campaign is not to save money (although that can be a side benefit), it's not to slow down the pace of Christmas (although that can be a side benefit), it is to challenge our over-consumptive lifestyle and how it affects global disparities and the earth. So, even though you might buy a few things at Christmas, it's important to think in these global economic terms.

Exactly -- and if Jerry and I buy stuff this Christmas, we'll be thinking along these lines as well. (though we try to think this way year 'round) For the most part, we're making our gifts this year -- mainly because I'm one "crafty" girl, and there's something about getting a homemade gift that someone spent their time and energy making for you. Sure, we are a bit on the financially-broke side, but I think that's the least-influencing factor in our decision to make our presents this year.

[incidentally, in lieu of buying each other gifts this year, we've decided to start a tradition in our home. Each year, the two of us will go to (the fair-trade handicraft store) Ten Thousand Villages and will pick out a different nativity set. My heart is set on the Nigerian collection, but it's a little out of our price range. I think this year we'll go for the Mexican adobe version of Mary, Joseph, and Jesus.]

I think the gist of Buy Nothing Christmas is to encourage people to think outside of the commercial-obligations that are forced upon us this time of year -- the idea behind BNC is not to say that gift-giving and spending money is altogether bad. The focus is instead on going OVERboard in spending and gift-giving. Essentially it all comes down to questioning your own motives behind buying (or making) each gift you give.

And that's something we can all do.

Decking our halls!

, originally uploaded by becky b..


Look what we did! More photographic evidence here.

Yeah, it's not even December officially, and yet we have our decorations up. (I love Christmas.)


Sunday, November 27, 2005
Let's talk turkey (leftovers)
So I've got a fridge-full of Thanksgiving leftovers -- and no inspiration in how to use 'em. Luckily, allrecipes.com has an entire section on how to use different leftovers.

Any suggestions?

EDIT: Success! Well, according to the Mister and his two helpings.

I made a cassarole out of some leftover turkey, fuscili noodles, cream of mushroom soup, leftover gravy, and some fresh veggies (carrots, celery, and onion). Oy, but am I becoming the domesticated woman.

Thursday, November 24, 2005
A dinner for two ...

A dinner for two ..., originally uploaded by becky b..


So. full.

(and so very thankful.)


Wednesday, November 23, 2005
It's about that time of year again!
Tomorrow's Thanksgiving -- which means that Friday signals the start of the official Christmas season (well, for me, anyway). This has gotta be my favorite time of the year. I love the music, the food, the candy, the lights, the decorations, ... and I know that this Christmas will be even more special, as it's our "first" Christmas together (all together now, "awwww").

That said, this post by Christy reminded me of some Christmas memories growing up. Christy's post has a picture that features their gingerbread house in a standoff between Spiderman and dinosaurs VS. Barbie and Polly Pockets.

In the Bennetch household, each year for Christmas, we would also find some way to temporarily deface various decorations -- for my mom to surprisingly discover. The trick is to make it not too obvious -- that way she'll discover it when she least expects it.

One year, we took one of her sock snowmen and fashioned a noose for its neck to hang from -- that was a pretty funny discovery. ("Suicidical Snowmen" -- now there's a Christmas carol waiting to happen!)

Usually, though, our mischievous acts centered around the nativity set. Once, we had Superman as the Archangel watching over Jesus's manger -- but my favorite time had to be when my little brother armed the Wise Men with GIJOE machine guns. (think Wise Men turn Wise Guy)

Good times. I'm really looking forward to going home next month and being with my family again -- complete with all of our quirky holiday traditions.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Published! (of sorts)
Recently a group of us from our (soon to be) Rhetoric and Professional Communication program were featured in an article in the College of Engineering's newletter, Thorough.

The article's title is "Engineers experience the need to communicate" and I've uploaded the pages for my mom (and you, too) to read:
-- Page One
-- Page Two

Now I'm off to go enjoy this 2 minutes of academic fame.
"Let me explain…no, there is too much. Let me sum up."
Phew, busy last couple of days.

Today I had a fairly successful progress meeting with my thesis committee. It's been an ashamedly long time since our last checkup, but they seem quite pleased with my progress -- and quite graceful in my rationalization of recent delays. I'm on track with nearly 3 chapters drafted, and I hope to have my final chapter of analysis drafted right after the Christmas holidays and before the next term. Then, of course, the fun work truly begins -- editing it all together. (baby steps)

After tomorrow, I may no longer be an academic refugee/squatter in our building. During the last week and a half, they've installed 3 new doors, repainted the entire room (2 coats of awfully-smelling stuff), moved an electrical outlet and installed a new phone jack -- all in the diminuitive office space I share with 3 other instructors. The good news? Our little academic hovel now resembles an office, rather than a storage closet. The not-so-good? I'm still fluxing between two disparate locations, with my stuff scattered all over the place. The renovations should be done soon, though, and then I'll have my cramped cozy space once again! (in addition to officemates who speak the same language as I)

Tonight there's a documentary showing at school, filmed by an English grad student, who recently won a Gemini award. From the press release:

U of S English Graduate Student Wins Prestigious Award at Geminis

University of Saskatchewan English graduate student Tasha Hubbard will receive the prestigious Canada Award at the 2005 Geminis for her documentary film, Two Worlds Colliding, the National Film Board (NFB) has announced.

The Canada Award, created and sponsored by the Department of Canadian Heritage, is given for excellence in mainstream television programming that reflects the racial and cultural diversity of Canada. Hubbard and the NFB will receive the award on November 17 at the 2005 Geminis.

Two Worlds Colliding, a 49-minute documentary, was written and directed by Hubbard and produced by Bonnie Thompson of the NFB. The film is Hubbard's directorial debut and part of the NFB's Aboriginal Filmmaking Programming.

In January, she will speak at a conference in Australia on the idea of "testimony" in film and her thesis project is going to link the literary and the visual, building on her experience with the documentary. These themes were brought to light for Hubbard in her interviews with Darrell Night, an Aboriginal man who alleged he was driven beyond the city limits by police officers and dropped off in sub-zero weather to walk back to Saskatoon. An investigation resulted in the conviction of two Saskatoon Police Service Officers for unlawful confinement.

It's showing at 7pm tonight in Arts 241 (the old Place Riel theatre).

And not that I really have *should* more time to volunteer somewhere else, but I'm signing up to work with the local chapter of Oxfam here in Saskatoon. There are going to be some on-campus Make Poverty History activites next month that I'll be volunteering for. I'll keep you posted on the details.

All this, and it's only Tuesday! (then again, I have a special Thanksgiving supper to look forward to this week, so it all works out in the end)



Monday, November 21, 2005
Guilty pleasure of the day:
Go Fug Yourself. (fug = "fantastically ugly")

From their FAQ:

2. So "fugly" is like extreme ugliness?

Kind of -- we like to think of "ugly" as something that refers to an unchangeable condition, but also a condition above which people can rise.

Fugly, however, is a self-inflicted state, and no one seems to excel at dwelling in the depths of fug quite like pretty people with money to spare and little sense of how to spend it. Celebrities are always skipping around in public wearing things that are phenomenally perplexing; as these red-carpet dwellers are often considered trendsetters or bastions of Hip Present and Hip Future, we like to take them to task for careless choices. (Of particular concern: whomever got little girls thinking that miniskirts and Ugg boots were a stellar combination.)

They've even got certain "Fugly watches" out for the Simpson (Jessica & Ashlee) sisters, various awards shows, and various other notoriously "fugly" celebrities.

Superficial website? Maybe a little. Great fun to read? Definitely.

"Philosophical guidance" for torture
Retired U.S. Army Col. Larry Wilkerson, who served as former Secretary of State Colin Powell's chief of staff, told CNN that the practice of torture may be continuing in U.S.-run facilities. "There's no question in my mind that we did. There's no question in my mind that we may be still doing it," Wilkerson said on CNN's "Late Edition."

"There's no question in my mind where the philosophical guidance and the flexibility in order to do so originated -- in the vice president of the United States' office," he said. "His implementer in this case was [Defense Secretary] Donald Rumsfeld and the Defense Department."

Link

(how's that for a legacy to leave behind?)


Sunday, November 20, 2005
Funniest thing you'll see all day

Bush loses his "exit" strategery in China.

BBC article: Door thwarts quick exit for Bush
President George W Bush tried to make a quick exit from a news conference in Beijing on Sunday - only to find himself thwarted by locked doors.

After answering just six questions from a group of US reporters, the president strode away heading towards the door.

President Bush tugged at both handles on the double doors before admitting: "I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work."
So, if this were indeed my Final Hour, these would be my words to you. I would not claim to pass on any secret of life, for there is none, or any wisdom except the passionate plea of caring ... Try to feel, in your heart's core, the reality of others. This is the most painful thing in the world, probably, and the most necessary. In times of personal adversity, know that you are not alone. Know that although in the eternal scheme of things you are small, you are also unique and irreplaceable, as are all of your fellow humans everywhere in the world. Know that your commitment is above all to life itself.

- Margaret Laurence


I'm collecting quotes for a project -- do you have some more I can add to my collection?
Newest Iraq war metaphor:
From America Blog, Iraq is Terri Schiavo --
If we leave Iraq, all hell will break loose. But we still should leave, and here's why.

1. Iraq is a mess.

2. If the US leaves, all hell (more hell) WILL break loose, as described by the Weekly Standard, above.

3. But if the US stays, all hell will still break loose. We're not winning the war, 80% of the Iraqi public wants us out, 45% of the Iraqi public wants us dead (these are true poll numbers), US military deaths are increasing rather than decreasing, and our continued presence has been a boon for Al Qaeda recruitment and training.

4. The US military occupation of Iraq is simply prolonging the inevitable. Iraq is going to fall apart at the seams, with us or without us - it's only a question of when.

5. Thus, the debate isn't whether we should or shouldn't let Iraq fall apart. The only question we need to settle is whether it's worth the price - in terms of both US military deaths and the benefit our presence bestows on Al Qaeda - for the US to help prolong Iraq's certain death.

Iraq is Terri Schiavo.

Already dead, living on borrowed time, but the Republicans refuse to accept the inevitable. Yes, you can prolong the patient's life for decades. But at what cost, and for what real benefit?

The day a Republican responds to THIS argument, rather than simply saying "but Iraq will fall apart if we leave," that's the day we start having a REAL debate about Iraq in this country. In the meantime, the Republicans will keep scouring the videos for signs of life in a patient who's long-since checked out.

Omnious thoughts for an otherwise uncharacteristically beautiful November day.

Saturday, November 19, 2005
Now that's one intelligently-designed commercial
After listening to the raging debate between most ID and Evolution supporters, don't you ever think that much of the animosity could be resolved if either side sat down for a drink, together?

This Guinness UK advertisement explains a version of evolution that we can all find highly amusing.

Go watch it for yourself.

(via MD)
Material girl steals material
Look who's been found guilty of plagiarism!

(Tsk, tsk.)
Happy birthday, honey!

Birthday boy
Originally uploaded by becky b..

There's nothing like posting a flashback photo on your website, to show that special someone that you really CARE.

(heh!)

Happy birthday to yoooooou.
Today's the big 3-5 anniversary of birth for the mister, in addition to the birthdays of my mom and another ex-pat here in Saskatoon -- so Happy birthday, everyone!

As part of a special birthday treat, check out today's Writer's Almanac, a NPR program from back home with Garrison Keillor. This is a little 5-minute radio show that plays everyday at noon -- and in it, Keillor gives a bit of history for that day, a list of different writers' birthdays, and usually reads a poem or two. (it was always a highlight to listen to the Almanac everyday, driving home for lunch)

Turns out that on November 19, 1863, Lincoln read his Gettysburg Address to a crowd in Pennsylvania. Jerry had never read or heard the address (quite shocking to one who grew up memorizing it!!), so it was interesting to hear some history behind this famous piece of oratory.

Also on this day is the birthdays of the poet Sharon Olds and Allen Tate -- and it's the day in 1861 that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was written. Glory Hallelujah!

In honor of the 19th, here's a poem by fellow birthday-gal Sharon Olds. I once taught this poem in an English 110 class -- and rereading it today still gives me tingles.

The Race
Sharon Olds


When I got to the airport I rushed up to the desk
and they told me the flight was cancelled. The doctors had
said my father would not live through the night
and the flight was cancelled. A young man with a
dark blond mustache told me
another airline had a non-stop
leaving in seven minutes -- see that
elevator over there well go
down to the first floor, make a right you'll
see a yellow bus, get off at the
second Pan Am terminal -- I
ran, I who have no sense of direction
raced exactly where he'd told me, like a fish
slipping upstream deftly against the
flow of the river. I jumped off that bus with my
heavy bags and ran, the bags
wagged me from side to side as if to
prove I was under the claims of material. I
ran up to a man with a white flower on his breast,
I who always go to the end of the line, I said
Help me. He looked at my ticket, he said make a
left and then a right go up the moving stairs and then
run. I raced up the moving stairs
two at a time, at the top I saw the
long hollow corridor and
then I took a deep breath, I said
goodbye to my body, goodbye to comfort, I
used my legs and heart as if I would
gladly use them up for this, to
touch him again in this life. I ran and the
big heavy dark bags
banged me, wheeled and swam around me like
planets in wild orbits -- I have seen
pictures of women running down roads with their
belongings tied in black scarves
grasped in their fists, running under serious
gray historical skies -- I blessed my
long legs he gave me, my strong
heart I abandoned to its own purpose, I
ran to Gate 17 and they were just lifting the thick white
lozenge of the door to fit it into the
socket of the plane, Like the man who is not
too rich, I turned to the side and
slipped trough the needle's eye, and then I
walked down the aisle toward my father. The jet was
full and people's hair was shining, they were
smiling, the interior of the plane was filled with a
mist of gold endorphin light,
I wept as people weep when they enter heaven,
in massive relief. We lifted up
gently from on tip of the continent and
did not stop until we sat down lightly on the
other edge, I walked into his room and
watched his chest rise slowly and
sink again, all night
I watched him breathe.


Thursday, November 17, 2005
Special request

Disney Daddy
Originally uploaded by peachicken.
Hey, could you offer up a prayer/thought/good vibe/whatever mojo for my dad? He's been back from Haiti for a couple of weeks now, but he's not doing very well physically. He's been having some intestinal troubles that have made him drop 15+ pounds, and it's left him with zero energy.

And to make matters even more complicated, my folks are currently out of town at a missions conference -- and he's supposed to present a seminar tomorrow.

So, if you think of it, think of him for me. Thanks.

(and yes, that's me in blue on the end)

EDIT: For further proof that my dad looks a lot like a certain Mr. Friesen, check out this post from LT's blog. Uncanny, no?

EDIT part deux: The comparison shots continue!
I'm really thinking only of you!
Busy day ahead -- so in my stead, I leave these finger puppets for the following:

For the husband, who's an avid reader of the Tao Te Ching: Lao Tsu

For Dixie, heeeeeere's Hegel

For Sylvia, a Frida Kahlo puppet

For the recently thesis-topic'd Natalie, a Michel Foucault

For the wannabe communists in the house, Trotsky and Marx puppets

And for anyone else, a Buddha, Dorothy Parker, and Schrodinger's Cat to play with.

If you're looking to waste some of your productive time, check out The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild's catalogue -- it's full of hilarious merchandise. Personally, I'm rather fond of their Freudian Slippers and the National Embarrassmints.


Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Mailbox joy!

This afternoon we got the Born Into Brothels soundtrack in the mail. While we ordered it a month and a half ago, it was still a nice surprise to find it awaiting discovery in our mailbox this afternoon.

When we support organizations such as Kids with Cameras, we consider it our version of tithing.

As we were running errands around town this afternoon, listening to the sounds of India, Jerry remarked that this is one of the best tithes he could think of.

I'd have to agree.



Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Love is:
Allowing Jim Carrey to be played in your living room.

We're celebrating Jerry's 35th birthday early -- our neighbor is over and the two of them are cackling like schoolgirls (in between quoting lines incessantly!). It's far more amusing to watch the two of them watch the movie, than it is to see Jim Carrey act like an ass on the screen.

Technically, Jerry's birthday isn't until Saturday. We're celebrating it early this week, because he's working this weekend -- and -- I couldn't wait to give him his gifts. I have absolutely no poker face or patience when it comes to giving presents. For his birthday, I got him some of favorite candy, Margaret Atwood's latest book -- The Penelopiad (Homer's Odyssey from the perspective of Penelope), and a singing bowl from Ten Thousand Villages.

Ugh, the dreaded scene from Dumb and Dumber is on. Must go watch Jeff Daniels utterly humiliate himself.

um, BRRR.


Convert and feel my pain!

Monday, November 14, 2005
Pardon this trek down memory lane...
I blame this post and its first comment on acrylic sweaters for this sudden flashback of a cheesy 90's song. (at least I think it was in the 90's?)
The Sweater
Meryn Cadell

Girls,
I know you will understand this
and feel the intrinsic incredible emotion
You have just pulled over your head the worn,
warm sweater belonging to a boy

Now, you haven't had a passionate kissing session or anything,
but you got to go on a camping trip with him
and eight other people from school
And you practically slept together,
your sleeping bag right next to his

And you woke in the night to watch him as he slept
but you couldn't see anything 'cause it was dark
so you just laid there and listened to his breathing
and wondered if your heart might burst

The sweater has that faintly goat-like smell
which all teenage boys possess,
and that smell will lovingly transfer
to all your other clothes

If you get to keep it for a few days you can sleep with it
but don't let your mom see, 'cause she'll say,
"what is that filthy thing, and who does it belong to
besides the trash man?"

So you have to keep it under the covers with you
You can kind of lie it beside you,
or wrap it around your waist,
or touch it on your legs, or whatever
That's your business

Now if the sweater has, like, reindeer on it
or is a funny color like yellow... I'm sorry,
you can't get away with a sweater like that
Look for brown, or grey, or blue
Anything other than that, and you know you're dealing with
someone who's different

And different is NOT what you're looking for
You're looking for those Alpine ski-chiseled features
and that sort of blank look which passes for deep thought
or at least the notion that someone's home
You're looking for the boy of your dreams
who is the same boy in the dreams of all your friends

Monday, wear the sweater
to school
Be calm, look cute
Don't tell him about the dream you had
about the place the two of you would share
when you get older
Just be yourself
The best, cutest, quietest version of yourself
Definitely wear lip gloss

He looks at you, and then he looks away
And then he walks away
and the smell of the sweater hits you again suddenly
like ape-scent gloriola
and you get a note passed to you
by a girl in History that says
"He needs that sweater back.
He forgot you put it on in the tent on Saturday
and he's been looking for it."

And you don't have to die of humiliation, you know
You are a strong person
and this is a learning experience
You can still hold your head up high as you run from the classroom
tearing the stinking sweater from your body
You've got a secret now, honey,
and though you'd never sink as low as him,
you could blab it all over the school if you wanted

The label in that sweater
said "100% Acrylic"

Anyone else remember this song?
I'm employed!
Yes, there was some doubt as to whether or not I'd have a class of my own to teach next term -- but, I do! And not only that, but it's not until 1pm in the afternoon. Considering that I like to have a couple of hours "prep" time before teaching, a 1pm teaching time makes Becky one happy girl.

Sunday, November 13, 2005
"Whether you win or lose, you stand up."