| Apocalyse, now? |
So today, after a day of "hanging out" with the in-laws, we're sitting around chatting and my father in law starts talking about the Anti-Christ.
[My relational tip to you: if a conversation is ever lagging in material, simply bring up something apocalyptic or in the realm of eschatology -- and voila! Instant talking material.]
Anyway, we're sitting around talking, and he mentions that he's done a web search on "anti-christ" and it came up with some rather interesting results:
 George W. Bush is the AntiChrist:
There you have it - 666 - the number of the Beast, absolutely any way you care to add it up. The number of his name in Hebrew = 666. The number of his name using the Pythagorean system = 6. The Chaldean system = 6. ASCII code = 6. The number of his birthday = 6. His lucky number = 6. The number of the date when he was first elected Governor = 6. When he is first inaugurated Governor = 6. The number when he was inaugurated president of the United States = 6. The number of the man/beast named George Walker Bush = 666.
I originally thought this site was a satire or spoof -- but there's just too much work and rantings for this not to be serious. Despite the author's serious aim, it's a pretty hilarious piece of work. He talks about the "beast's brain": "One of the mysteries of Revelation has been the identity and connection of a second beast who rescues the antichrist and serves as his prophet" -- any guesses who qualifies as such? Why yes, Karl Rove.
There's even more "evidence" that points unequivocably that Bush is indeed the Anti-Christ: He's part of the Merovingian blood line (shared with Herod the Great), there's secret alliances of evil (of which I expect she's a part), and Nostradamus, of course, backs it up.
Too funny.
But, in the light of being "fair and balanced" on this blog, I'll also include a site that proclaims Bush is Lord. (thankfully, this really is a spoof and not some evangelical conspiracy theorist)
For those of you that are still skeptical that Bush is indeed the evil one, there's always the remote chance that the AntiChrist is really David Hasselhoff, if only because:
The letters in his name can be rearranged to spell "fad of devil's hash."
What does this mean? Well, Baywatch is David's fad. David is the devil. The Hash is what makes Knight Rider popular in Amsterdam. Amen.
Technorati tags: George+W+Bush, politics, crazy+theories, antichrist, david+hasselhoff |
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You made me spit my milk out on this one...lol
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I needed that! Thanks...
Peace,
Jamie
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Oh, I wonder what "Mary-Sue" would think about you dissing on her man?!? (heehee) Funny post!
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... and this is mind-blowingly frightening....
http://www.youtube.com/?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE
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You made me spit my milk out on this one...lol