| How to irritate an atheist |
A list of 281 ways to irritate people of non-belief.
Here are a few of my favorites (many of which I've personally experienced):
2) Tell them that if there's no God, they might as well go out and kill people.
7) Tell them that the universe is too complex to "just exist," and must have been created by a God who "just exists."
29) When given a Bible verse that looks bad, tell him that's what the verse says, but that's not what it means.
43) Tell him that he acknowledges Christ every time he uses "A.D." -- which, of course, stands for "After Death."
51) If a plane crashes killing 300 passengers and crew, but one little girl survives with only third-degree burns, tell him that this miracle proves the existence of God.
59) No matter what he quotes from the Bible, say that it's out of context.
60) ...and when he points out that the quotes are in correct context, tell him you need to be a Christian to understand the true meaning of the Bible.
83) Quote Psalm 14:1 to him.
84) ...and then tell him that you think highly of him, and want to be his friend.
135) When something awful happens, tell him not to blame God -- he doesn't interfere.
136) When something wonderful happens, tell him to credit God -- he made it happen.
171) When he points out an apparent inconsistency of God's attributes, just say that God is infinite. The atheist, with his finite, human brain cannot begin to understand God.
179) Say that you know in your heart that belief in God is perfectly logical and rational.
Whole list here.
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